Strange Things | Quick and Dirty

erratic_prophet | 01 August, 2006 00:19

Another list-- you hate me, I know-- because I have no time. Ever.

Got a Dooney & Bourke bag for-- after all discounts and so on-- only $70. I'm still squealing with excitement over that. It's so pretty. It's the sand one just like this. I love it so much that I'm afraid to use it. I just gaze upon it lovingly and occasionally pat it.

I'm going on vacation next week. That means that this time next week, I'll be in a hotel by the beach and in a state of bliss. Until I remember that I'm there with my entire family, then I'll contemplate running away or drowning myself in the hotel pool.
Since I'm, of course, not busy enough, my father decided to throw a little dinner party mid-week. Because I haven't pulled out all of the hair on my head yet.
I'm so broke, people. So broke. Well, except for the money I'm taking with me on vacation. Gotta get some salt water taffy or J will never speak to me again.
Got my books, beach cover-up, some nifty comfy wide leg pants to lounge around in, a funky little belt, my Dooney bag, tons of sunblock and even some new sunglasses for the trip. What didn't I get? Some swim suits that actually fit. But then, I can't stand the way I look in any swim suit, so new ones won't make much difference. Maybe some more new lip gloss will make my ass look less huge? It could happen.
Ok, maybe lip gloss won't work, but sunless tanner will. I've been using a build-a-tan type stuff that I mentioned before and I look nice. Not overly bronze-y, nor orange, just nice and glowy. People have forgotten that normally I'm glow-in-the-dark pale. It's a nice change and I'm enjoying the compliments.

That's all, folks. If I don't pop by again this week, I won't be around for two weeks. Try not to trash the place while I'm gone.